Wednesday, September 3, 2008

So, I'm not as chubby as I thought I was

SO . . .today I had a weigh-in and, contrary to my prior beliefs, I haven't gained a pound since the marathon. Instead, I've actually lost a tiny bit of weight. (WEIRD!) Nonetheless, I am launching my new campaign to achieve a few weight-loss goals. They are as follows:

An 80% reduction in incidents of running wedgies -- I hate wedgies, and they seem to be more numerous during recent runs. I think a few pounds off my posterior could really reduce these, which would be great, because they're really annoying.

Callibration of my body with my new work pants -- The teacher next to me gave me these great black pants out of her closet in a size I have only recently been able to wear. Right now, they're a bit tight. I think 8 or 10 pounds could really take care of this.

Dream Goal: A 50-80% reduction in the need for thigh burn care -- I HATE thigh burn.

Dream Goal: A 50-80% reduction in running shorts bunch-up -- It's real annoying. Smaller thighs might make a difference.

Dream Goal: Monica's Hamstrings -- My body's version, of course. They're sweet!

So, those are the goals. As you can tell, I don't care much about how much I weigh. I just want to slim down and tone up.

Liz

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